IC 🍀 Joyeuse Saint Valentin!

[priforpalps]

[ On February the 14th, the Peine river in PriParis runs...brown. The rich, dark, aromatic brown of melted chocolate - the city administrator has changed the settings in the system to celebrate Valentine's Day, and decorated all the shops, too. There can be no escaping red roses or ornate heart decorations today.

A present bag as large as the Eippel Tower stands in front of that structure, tied off with a giant golden bow. It's common knowledge that Tricolore, PriParis's top team, will be making a grand announcement in midmorning. So every idol turns out. Anything Tricolore says can't be missed.

After just enough time to make people wonder what was going on, Shikyoin Hibiki appears on a dais before the crowd. She is flanked by her teammates, Fuwari and Falulu. They are each holding onto one side of the golden ribbon. ]

Joyeuse Saint Valentin!

Everyone, Falulu loves you!

Are you all enjoying your holiday?

The luxurious celebration of pure amore begins henceforth. For today, and today only, I hereby declare PriParis -

[ Falulu and Fuwari tug on their ribbons. The bow unties itself and the bag falls away - from a life-sized replica of the Eippel Tower, except where the real thing says "PriParis" on it, this one - ]

--to be TriParis! Grandiosely delight in your love for us to its fullest extent.

Falulu has ChocoTickets to snap, too.

We each have enough chocolate to share with all the idols of TriParis. It's our thanks for all your support, so if anyone would like some, please gather around this tower, lay hee~

Of course, hand-feeding you is a complimentary service. Don't sample any of the city's other delights.

I'll make this the only chocolate you need.

[ The crowd goes wild. People jump into the chocolate river and yell they're bathing in Hibiki-sama's amore. Others toss away the chocolate they'd bought for themselves, loyally already deciding one piece of chocolate directly from Hibiki-sama's fingertips is enough chocolate for the year - no, the decade, the prillennium! A few people just straight up faint. The air fills with joy and sparkles and little hearts.

Shikyoin Hibiki just smirks. Fuwari and Falulu are smiling, though. Oh, Hibiki-san.....

But how truly happy she's made everyone! ]

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PURE! AMORE CHOCOLATE!

[priforprince]

[ I. Official Event ]

You made it, I see. I have a special present for you.

[ Hibiki holds up a purple chocolate lily. ] This is top-class raspberry-essence-infused chocolate. But the finishing touch -

[ She presses her lips to the petals. ] Is an indirect kiss.

[ A petal is plucked. ] Now, surrender to me.

[ The chocolate petal approaches your lips. ]

Bon appetit.

[ II. Around "TriParis" ]

A perfect Valentine's. A perfect event.

[ Hibiki nods to herself, satisfied with how happy everyone seems to be. And how opulent and elegant the whole place looks. ]

This is how holidays are meant to pa--

"MISS ROLLY ROOOOOOLLSSSS!!!"

[ A chocolate bar drops from Hibiki's hand and shatters. ]